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ᴍᴀʟɪᴀ “ᴏʜ ʜᴀʟᴇ ɴᴏ” ᴛᴀᴛᴇ ([personal profile] tippytoes) wrote in [community profile] undergrounds2015-06-20 09:30 pm

they used to sing about the birds and the bees;

dirty paws and furry coat; (a)

It’s easier, now, to be human. Now that she has something like a pack. It doesn’t mean she prefers it by any means. Being human is still difficult, still something she doesn’t ‘get’. It might be easier to blend into the streets of London as a human, but Malia’s never really cared about easy.

Which is why she’s back to old habits, trotting around an area with multiple coffee shops, looking for breakfast. Or lunch. It’s late enough in the day to be either, at this point. It’s a particularly busy one that’s she decided to poke her face into the dumpster for, and she’s just managed to catch them after their morning rush, which means a lot of half eaten scones or donuts or toast or some kind of breakfast sandwich.

Her back paws are scrambling on the side of the dumpster as she tries to climb inside, and she finally does with a loud ‘Oof’. With that, she starts tearing through the bags.

After she’s eaten, she sticks to the shadows as best as she can as she makes her way around the city, doing her best to stay out of the way of people. She’s really not in the mood to deal with animal control now, thanks.


she ran down the forest slope; (b)

Sometimes, she remains human, because it’s the right thing to do. She has to learn eventually to navigate her way through this space. She can’t stay an animal forever. It helps having a family, even if it’s a small one. The gaping wound in her heart is still there, but it’s slowly starting to scab over.

She really hates having to pay for things, though. Malia may have found a family, but she has no income to speak of, and absolutely no job. She probably couldn’t get one even if she wanted one; she never went to school, still doesn’t go, and she has no credentials that she knows where to find them.

Malia’s standing outside that same coffee shop she was at for breakfast, now at the front door instead of the back. She’s got her arms crossed and she’s glaring at it like it’s personally offended her. It smells great, and her stomach is growling and she’d like to go inside, but--

But she can’t buy anything. And she’s sincerely contemplating just turning into a coyote and snagging lunch that way.

Ugh. Humanity.


the forest of the talking trees; (closed to derek hale)

Malia wasn’t going to argue that she probably needed a phone. Allying herself with her cousin’s pack meant that they were going to need a way to communicate with one another when they weren’t close by that wasn’t a series of complicated howls.

She was seated in the passenger side of his car, wrinkling her nose a little at the plastic smell of it.

“You really don’t have to do this,” she says, fastening her belt. Even though she knows that, yes, he kind of does. There was just some vague memory of her mother teaching her to be polite when it came to expensive gifts, and maybe still a little bit of wariness because of who Derek shared a surname with. She knows enough about Peter to know he probably won’t be an issue. It doesn’t keep her skin from crawling when she thinks about it.


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detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: deduction)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-23 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't care if Malia was coyote shapeshifter Beyonce, he still wasn't going to eat any mouth scones. Ugh blech.

"Sure, but they're not gonna know that." That naked shapeshifter thing was something he'd heard of, but never actually seen before. He was just grateful the dumpster was there because that would have been awkward.

"So whatcha eating two day old scones back here for? We got perfectly good day-old ones up front."
Edited (this is better) 2015-06-23 20:34 (UTC)
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: words words words)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-26 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The difference was that coyotes never wore clothes!

"Ain't going to charge you for 'em." What did he look like, a monster. "I can put 'em in a bag, too, if you wanna take some back."
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: words words words)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-29 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure, if you want 'em. You might have to pick some raisins out if you don't like those, though." After all, someone might as well eat them.

"...and walnuts." Were coyotes allergic to nuts? It was a mystery...
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: what're ya doin?)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-30 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Heiji looked at her for a moment, this blonde lady standing in a dumpster acting like he was the suspicious one. Then he ducked into the cafe's side door and came out with a small bag of pastries. Only one was a breakfast sandwich, since those were pretty popular.

"Just take 'em," he said, holding them out to her but not so close that he could look over the lip of the dumpster.
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: earnest)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-30 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Instantly, Heiji looked away, flustered. Stop accosting him with your nakedness, Malia. "What are you... n-no, no need to get up, here just take it it's fine."

Just going to resolutely stare at a wall and hold the bag out in Malia's general direction.
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: words words words)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-30 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"You never know, they might think it's cute. Like that penguin that goes shopping for fish." Yes that was an actual thing. "They put a little backpack on 'im and some money. The storekeepers all recognize him, so they the money and put a fish in his bag for him to take back." Actually...

"If you had one of them backpacks for dogs, no one would think you were a stray."
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: just between you and me ♥)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-30 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Heiji gave her a cheeky little grin, his earlier embarrassment largely forgotten. "Well, I do like to think I'm pretty cute. So if you wanna call me that, I won't argue!"

Not that kind of fox...
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: hee.)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-06-30 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at this smile. Look how innocent it was. See, only a 100% A+ normal human could put on a completely normal 100% human smile like Heiji was doing right now.

"What's wrong? I'm not that handsome, am I?"
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: what're ya doin?)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-07-01 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
You know what I mean. Yes, of course he did. Suddenly, Heiji felt tired.

"Look, it's been a long day. I made the offer 'cause it seemed like you could use somethin' to eat. Other than that, I don't have to justify myself to you or anyone else."
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: ?)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-07-01 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think dog backpacks are cute," said Heiji, who definitely did not own one or plan to buy one now that he'd thought of it.

"It's just too bad about the dogs."
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: what're ya doin?)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-07-02 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"That's not what I meant." Maybe Malia didn't have trouble with dogs?

Jump out? Did she... really have to. Heiji stepped back and looked away; it didn't seem right to watch, even if she was fine with not wearing clothes.
detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: there there)

[personal profile] detectiveofthewest 2015-07-02 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, okay then. Heiji knelt down and held out the bag, gathering up the handles so they'd be easier to grab.

Verdict: Coyotes were fairly cute. But foxes were cuter.