He didn't care if Malia was coyote shapeshifter Beyonce, he still wasn't going to eat any mouth scones. Ugh blech.

"Sure, but they're not gonna know that." That naked shapeshifter thing was something he'd heard of, but never actually seen before. He was just grateful the dumpster was there because that would have been awkward.

"So whatcha eating two day old scones back here for? We got perfectly good day-old ones up front."