"Ducks are a lot cuter," Lancelot corrects, and looks between Faolan and Simon properly. After a moment he sips his drink and decides to do a little of the talking for Simon's sake. "Blackmail," he fills in finally, "she's threatening to take video footage of Simon to the papers. It's not very clear footage, I suspect it might be widely considered faked, but it's still something. The terms are a little more unusual, though. It seems she has a romantic interest in Simon, and she's hoping threats will make him see the light. Not a tactic I think is working."