Cooper's problem? Well, he's sure there's more than a few people who have a theory. Really, he's just got more attitude than any one person should be allowed to have. "Thank you. The only person I seek t'amuse is myself."

What else was he supposed to do with centuries of time? Take himself too seriously and walk around with a gloomy expression like some vampires seemed to do? That wasn't for him. "All kidding aside, you're too young to have that many worries. At your age, things tend to work out on their own."