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[OPEN] March Post
Guilty Pleasures
March (alternate Fridays), open to all.
[There are closer bars for him to be visiting after work. His colleagues have even invited him to one. Instead he's here. Alone. Not for the strippers (though from the way he keeps looking at them from the corner of his eye it's fairly clear he's not uninterested), but because its location and reputation. He wants to make friends. Connections.
Which he would probably have a lot more success with if he could get up the nerve to talk to someone. He sighs, loosening his tie even further and summoning the bartender to order himself another Maker's Manhattan.]
Westminster
Throughout March, open to all.
[Since Oliver works in Westminster it's not unusual for him to be out on his lunch break in either a small cafe or a bench, weather depending. He likes to get out when he can, take some time away from his desk. Maybe he'll even get some time away from a screen, though he'll frequently have his phone out too, either texting or checking the Facebook app.
Sometimes he'll grab a coffee when he finishes, taking advantage of how many establishments have free wifi. He's not always quite done with the work day, just eager to be somewhere he's not quite so unenthusiastic about being. He doesn't actually have to be there to fix all the help desk problems. Some are quite easy to fix through remote access. Especially with a decent coffee and a fancy pastry to make the tasks less mind numbing.
Not that he's always working. At times the coffee's just a nice way for him to unwind before he has to face up to the crowds of the tube in rush hour so he can get back home. It's easier to catch up on news articles on a laptop screen in a comfortable coffee shop than it is on his phone crammed up against ten other people. Sometimes all he does is take the time to browse period dramas on Amazon, picking one out to rent for him to enjoy when he gets back home.]
Wildcard
Throughout March, open to all.
[Choose your own adventure! PM me or ping me at my plurk [
technobabbled] if you want to plot something.]
March (alternate Fridays), open to all.
[There are closer bars for him to be visiting after work. His colleagues have even invited him to one. Instead he's here. Alone. Not for the strippers (though from the way he keeps looking at them from the corner of his eye it's fairly clear he's not uninterested), but because its location and reputation. He wants to make friends. Connections.
Which he would probably have a lot more success with if he could get up the nerve to talk to someone. He sighs, loosening his tie even further and summoning the bartender to order himself another Maker's Manhattan.]
Westminster
Throughout March, open to all.
[Since Oliver works in Westminster it's not unusual for him to be out on his lunch break in either a small cafe or a bench, weather depending. He likes to get out when he can, take some time away from his desk. Maybe he'll even get some time away from a screen, though he'll frequently have his phone out too, either texting or checking the Facebook app.
Sometimes he'll grab a coffee when he finishes, taking advantage of how many establishments have free wifi. He's not always quite done with the work day, just eager to be somewhere he's not quite so unenthusiastic about being. He doesn't actually have to be there to fix all the help desk problems. Some are quite easy to fix through remote access. Especially with a decent coffee and a fancy pastry to make the tasks less mind numbing.
Not that he's always working. At times the coffee's just a nice way for him to unwind before he has to face up to the crowds of the tube in rush hour so he can get back home. It's easier to catch up on news articles on a laptop screen in a comfortable coffee shop than it is on his phone crammed up against ten other people. Sometimes all he does is take the time to browse period dramas on Amazon, picking one out to rent for him to enjoy when he gets back home.]
Wildcard
Throughout March, open to all.
[Choose your own adventure! PM me or ping me at my plurk [
Guilty Pleasures
[It's pure chance that he notices the guy looking uncomfortable a few tables over, having looked away from the stage to glance around the room, and honestly the guy's awkwardness is making him feel a little uncomfortable. And more than that, it's so distracting he can't focus on what the people at the table behind him are talking about. So, Eames does what any kind soul would do in this situation.]
[He calls over a waiter to order a dance for the anxious looking human in the tie.]
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When the stripper comes over to him he initially thinks it's a mistake, because this is definitely not what he ordered, no matter how good looking he might be. A quick explanation and an indication of Eames tells him what's really happened though. Or at least gives him a better idea.
No one else has ever bought him a lap dance before, and honestly, given the complexity of his current state of singlehood he's not sure how he should deal with this. A dance is a dance, but he's not sure if accepting it might give the other guy the wrong idea. In the end he does anyway. It turns out the dancer's pretty talented, and he does have really nice abs.
Once it's finished and the dancer gone Oliver turns to look back over at Eames' table, raising his glass and mouthing an uncertain 'thank you?' at him. The question mark is practically visible.]
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If anything he's even less sure though. The guy hadn't even been looking at him, so why had he done that? Was it random? Was he making fun of him for some reason? Had he just felt sorry for the guy spending his Friday night all on his own in a strip club? That last one admittedly seemed unlikely given he was sitting by himself as well.]
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Westminster
Can't find a job. Can't find the right tube station. Can't even find a coffee, though not for lack of trying. It's embarrassing. She tries to put on a poker face, though, because letting on about it would only be worse.]
Okay, so. [Sorry, Oliver, she's zeroed in on the cup in your hand, so she sits down right beside you on the bench outside one of the coffee shops.] I count...four cafes within eyesight. What made you choose this one?
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They make great lattes, plus they have these amazing fresh baked cookies. They're kind of pricey, but on the plus side my loyalty card is only two stamps away from getting me a free hot beverage of my choice. [Maybe he sounds a little too pleased about that, but it's going to be the highlight of his work week when it happens, okay?] If you're more into chocolate I'd try that one, but if you're looking for something cheaper and still decent then the one to its left is your best bet.
[He points out each cafe as he lists them, then points out the last one in eyesight.]
Avoid that one at all costs. They're overpriced and nothing they sell even tastes that good.
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Not to mention, something about talking to him makes her a little nostalgic.
She listens intently as he reviews each of the cafes, looking a bit like she's etching each of them into her mind. Her eyes linger on the last one he mentions.] Bad and expensive. The cardinal sin.
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Hey, come on. My job's really boring. I have to find something to be excited about.
[Even if it is just cookies.]
I guess it's not the worst, but there also way better places. Right next to it. It's not worth giving a shot.
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S'pose there are worse things to get excited about, anyway.
[A bit of a smile.]
Don't bother with it, then. Got it. Thanks for your in-depth review.
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[He shrugs, taking a sip of coffee.]
That's okay. I know how it feels to not know where to start here. Might as well save someone the trouble of working out everything for themselves. Even if it is just coffee.
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[The observation is sort of surprising, but...it probably shouldn't be.]
That obvious? [Her expression turns a bit rueful.] It must be a popular place for starting over. Maybe someone should start making a guide for it.
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[He smiles apologetically.]
In fairness it was mostly a guess. Usually people only ask when they're tourists or new.
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[Sitting in a room staring at a computer all day? Anything but that. Literally. Please.]
Wow. Good guess. [She suppresses a slight cringe.] At least now the important question is out of the way.
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[Not that he didn't just strongly imply he felt that way himself...]
Right. Nothing's more important than the best place to buy your coffee.
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[No, Effy, that doesn't help.]
Some people really do feel that way, though. [She shrugs, watching someone go through the door of the overpriced place down the street.] Bit scary, really.
Guilty Pleasures
And there's only one thing to it, really. Jean-Claude saunters up to the other man, a slightly coy smile playing across his features as he settles into a seat beside him and leans forward, to get a better look at his conversational partner as he does. He isn't certain whether the man knows who he is, knows whether he is the proprietor of the establishment or not. But that doesn't really matter to him one way or another. He will find a way to slip it in somewhere if necessary.]
Are you not enjoying yourself, tonight?
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Oh, no. I am. I just... I haven't really been here before. But it's good. I'm having a good time.
[He's not, but he still feels the need to reassure him. Maybe even convince himself a little.]
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Is there something not to your liking here, perhaps? [He leans forward, resting his elbow on the bar in front of him and his chin on his hand as he regards the other man. It's striking a pose if ever there was a pose to strike, but that's Jean-Claude for you.]
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What wouldn't I like?
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You would be the only one to know. Though I cannot take note to improve if you will not provide the criticism. [He cocks his head to the side slightly, quirking something of a smile.] Is it the dancers? The bar? The venue itself, perhaps? Or is there something else on your mind...?
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Do you work here?
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In a manner of speaking, I suppose that I do.
guilty pleasures
He casts the occasional glance at the dancers too, but as he makes his way to the bar and orders a straight whiskey, his gaze falls on the guy at the stool next to him. Someone who looks... relatively normal and non-fanged. Maybe someone as awkward as he feels, being here.]
Hey. Come here often? ...I didn't mean that as a pick-up line, I mean unless you're into that. But it's a legitimate question.
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No. No, I don't.
[He doesn't look like a vampire. Maybe he's even a regular guy like him. But that's okay. Maybe that's actually better with how nervous he's been talking to people who weren't.]
Do you? Also not a pick up line. In case you were wondering.
[Not that the guy isn't cute, but things are complicated right now, and even at the best of times it's safer not to pick up guys in places like this without getting to know them at least a little first.]
Westminster
[Elizabeth, messenger bag over her shoulder, coffee and book in hand, comes around the corner and stops like she's been startled. Usually no one's sitting on this particular bench because it isn't too close to the playground and it's fairly isolated, but she likes it that way. Quiet reading spot.]
[But obviously she's not about to kick him out, it's a public park. So she just smiles awkwardly--] Sorry. [--and starts continuing down the path. Slower, she's looking for another bench she might head for.]
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You could still sit here. There's room, and I'll probably be going soon anyway if you can't find another.
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Oh-- well, thank you. [She smiles and settles on the bench at a polite distance, taking care to split it evenly.] It is a little weird, isn't it? How people work hard at maintaining their personal bubble and the personal bubbles of everyone else? At first I thought people didn't want to sit next to me on the subway because they could sense I was American, but then I just realized nobody wants to sit next to each other if they can help it.
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[Given at any quieter time of day there are even people who'll take standing over sitting next to a stranger.]
Usually if I offer bench seats I just get weird looks, but I feel kind of bad taking up the whole thing by myself.
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[Elizabeth grins as she sets her bag next to her.] As long as we're sharing, can I interest you in half a chocolate chip croissant? These things are as big as my head, I never finish them.
['Thank you' is all well and good, but a gesture can be better in her opinion. Plus what's she going to do with half a giant croissant when she's hungry hours later?]