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connor walsh. ([personal profile] iustitiae) wrote in [community profile] undergrounds2016-03-07 08:49 pm

[open] bright as the day fresh as the moon and stale as the hay

i - @ the supermarket
at your favorite tesco (but probably in city of london or enfield), at any time during the month

[look, everyone's gotta shop for groceries. connor's lists have gotten undeniably weirder in the last few months, offering to pick up things for his witch friends ("friends" - friend, in the singular, that's soeki) while here's there. most of this stuff honestly feels like a joke (candles and sage and he's honestly wondering if they're going for eye of newt and toe of frog next), but connor's a good friend and if he's going to be at tesco anyway he can pick up stuff for his buddy.

along with, you know, the usual - good looking produce, the atlantic, condoms, new lightbulb for the broken fixture, cold cereal, pasta, eggs. if you need help reaching something on a shelf, just want random commentary on your life choices, or happen to recognize connor from somewhere (his tinder account? maybe you already know him? the possibilities are endless) this prompt is for you.]


ii - @ the courthouse
city of london, towards the end of the business day.

Shit --

[this is connor, running through a crowd like an asshole, trying not to bump into anyone (but offering "sorry!" if he does, i mean he's not devoid of manners). he's carrying a briefcase with a brief from his boss/professor in it, one that the deadline is approaching, in about thirty minutes, says a quick look at his watch. according to her it was their fault the brief was running so late and despite the wonderful world of the internet, this particular magistrate believed in hard copies, thank you so they'd drawn straws and connor had lost. "good luck with rush hour foot traffic!" yeah, thanks.

he manages to compose himself enough that when he hands the papers off to the clerk (with five minutes to spare!) he doesn't look like a total wreck. mission thusly accomplished has a minute to take a break, relived that he managed to not screw this up and get in her bad graces.

another day, another crisis, right?]


iii - wildcard
[you probably know how this one works! if you want a specific prompt by me let me know that, too.]
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-05-26 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
This is more fun anyway.
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-05-26 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn it, any does he have to make this difficult.]

Yeah, but that's probably not going to help you in court, right? So how do you want this? Printed, or...?
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-05-30 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, looking at the record this guy has already I think helping the case is definitely what you want to focus on. He doesn't seem like he'd react too well if you didn't.

[At least printing is easy enough. He hits the print button, but keeps his finger on the track pad so it looks like he's actually doing something still. It's not especially effective.]
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-05-30 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucky for Connor Oliver completely misses that. His smile at the joke falters in confusion for a moment when he stands so suddenly, but he's just getting water. Nothing weird about that.]

No, nothing that crazy. Have you seen how many times he's been arrested for battery though?
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-05-31 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Six. Who knows how many times he didn't get caught. You want the details to take back with you?

[He's already got one of the arrest reports open, reading it with a little more interest than he probably should.]
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-06-09 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Hang on a second then.

[He hits print, reluctantly tearing his gaze away from what he was reading to print his other arrest reports. Hopefully Connor won't notice if his breathing's gone a little shallow at the proximity.]
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[personal profile] catphishing 2016-06-11 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing. Just making sure you get all of them printed.