"I'm not saying we had the best Mexican food in Ohio, but here it's like they're not even trying." He takes another sip of his water before finally taking a bit. While his posture matches hers, thanks to the military, he rests his forearms on the edge of the table. "Their Mexican is like, some Scottish guy watched an episode of Food Network and decided to open a restaurant."

He shakes his head in mock disappointment with the inferior food, spinning his fork idly between his fingertips. "I guess their middle eastern makes up for it. Real kebabs."