Alcohol? For free? Kyle, you've just made a new best friend.

Who may or may not remember you in the morning.

"As long as you're buying, by all means. May I suggest a pub that's...not close to here, though? The owner of that pool cue may not be too keen on having you back."

Luckily for them, it's a big city with hundreds, probably thousands, of alcohol-serving establishments.

"I'm Simon, by the way," he says offhandedly, once they've put a few streets between them and the dead vampire.