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How to Train Your Poltergeist [Closed to Aradia]

Most people, what with living normal lives and having sane modes of being, will come from work at a reasonable hour of the evening. They will probably clean up the place a bit, maybe make dinner or order it out, then go to sleep mentally walling themselves off from the very concept they have to wake up and deal with the same pointless stupidity for another day in an unending cycle until their inevitable demise.

Sadly, this is not one of those people. Instead a door is unlocked at just shy of four in the morning, opened to a pitch black room lit up by a single computer screen. The lights are flicked on - all bulbs still intact, good news, she's getting better - but the room remains dead and abandoned otherwise. Better news.

"Ghost Girl, get out of my computer." Punctuated by tossing his bag right on the couch where the laptop is. It's probably only dumb luck that keeps it from falling off. Or dead teenagers. Details, details.

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It's his coffee machine. That means it's used to being glared at like it's the reason for all of the world's problems whenever it takes too long. Yet, it has never made a subpar batch, so the machine retains its use.

Will still has his back to her, but she can probably see the exact moment it shifts from an empty shell of a being to almost retreating in... something. Not fear. But it's weird feeling those waves from her, they're never that strong, but this is just. Shockgratitude a shade of worry, bubbled up and whisked away under the sheer tide of joyjoyjoyjoy- He's never gotten a reaction like that in. Ages. Years, a decade or more.

His face feels weird, so he covers his mouth with one hand. Maybe it'll go away.

I'm glad you like it. But that's dumb, the train of thought stutters to a stop, only a heartbeat to execute it and switch to a new one, "Accidents are fine. And if it breaks, I'll fix it."

Aradia does notice, in the split second that she looks up from the laptop to see how Will reacts, sees the hunch. Takes a moment to wonder if it's just the coffee, or if something went wrong at work. But he sounds amused, it's almost a peace offering, and for once she doesn't feel just... blank.

"Accidents are still accidents. It'd be best if I avoid breaking it to start with." She manifests again, wanting the actual tangible feel of opening the laptop for the first time. Possessing it would be faster, but there's always later for that.

The expression fizzles out as quickly as it appears, because more important things - that moment when the coffee's not finished but there's enough for one cup. Get over here. But at least the feeling of Not Nothing stays, to the point where her comment even gets a scoff of an exhale. In anyone else, it might even be a laugh. If you squint.

"But you're good at breaking stuff." Like lightbulbs. And coffee tables. And his intolerance of techno. Forget sugar, tonight is a straight black formaldehyde type of night. "When it's running I'll give you the wifi password."

"Hey. I'm not that bad."

Okay, so she's not as mad as she wants to sound, evident by the mock-frown giving way to another smile halfway through her outburst, further punctuated by the distinct lack of distressed electronics. If anything she's being overly careful in her treatment of the new laptop - her eyes stay glued to the screen as it slowly boots up, hesitant to let anything slip past her shaky control.

"Breaking things is just fun and relaxing." Not to mention more then a little addictive, shh. "And this is an excuse to practice... not doing that."

Everyone has their vices. Hers just happen to involve destruction of public property. Fight her.

"You're that bad."

Except it's okay, because they're both that bad, because when he turns back around to speak with her there's a mirror of the shit-eating grin Aradia herself wears. Or a more cracked cousin, at least. There's a pause at her practice comment, because surely it can't be that fun. It's expensive and it's irritating to replace everything and people are notorious complains about collateral damage-

And Will takes a moment to fondly recall throwing metal paperweights at his useless underlings back in America.

"...Somewhat relaxing."

It's the closest Aradia will ever get to him admitting they share a vice, and its relevance is thrown aside in favor of coffee and silence. No fighting here, only allowing her the enjoyment of being a computer nerd.

Hah, she knew it. The silence is briefly respected, as having her enthusiasm returned in some way is encouraging and that's probably the most emotion she's ever coaxed out of her grumpy roommate in a single sitting. Wonders will never cease.

"Bad or not, it's still fun." Welp, silence broken. It was good while it lasted. "And relatively less destructive then bottling everything up. It's easier to replace lightbulbs then fix a bigger mistake."

Or that's how she justifies it, at any rate.

The laptop's fan whirs as it finally clicks over onto the desktop, and she has to take a moment to just appreciate the laptop existing. Sure, using Will's laptop was more contact with the world then she'd had in a while, but... there's something different about having one for herself. Actually having something she can call her own is oddly empowering. But first things first--

"Okay. Wifi password?" Priorities are important.

"But repression is cheaper."

This is not a denial of it being less destructive or less fun. It's still said with the same ease of discussing the weather, but it's obviously a joke. Ghost Girl's already read enough of his emotions tonight. One more won't be much harder.

Let another moment of silence be had here of Aradia practically burning the air out with joy, even with the priorities. So her question gets an inhale and the rest dropped in a perfect robotic monotone-

"Lowercase 'u', capital 'rs', lowercase 'bz', capital 'apd', lowercase v, eight, capital 'pt', seven, lowercase 'k', capital 'wk', lowercase 'a', capital 'n', lowercase 'vv', zero, seven, capital 'd', one, capital 'b', lowercase 'j'."

... Yeah, she got about a third of that down, and that's being generous. Having to split her attention between hands and hearing and not breaking the computer leaves little room for detailed comprehension.

Aradia eyes the mostly-empty password box as the cursor blinks cheerfully in the corner, before switching the blank stare to Will. There was probably an easier way to get her to dial down the noisy enthusiasm, but a shot of frustration is apparently effective at getting her to do it fast.

"That's a pain to transcribe on purpose, isn't it."

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It's only after her comment does he look up from the dead stare he's giving his coffee. Totally automated to remember what the password is, no thought given to repeating it at all, so when she talks again the reaction is completely genuine. She earns his head snapping back in her direction at the words just from instinct and the blank stare is a shade or five out of range from the usual apathy.

It's actually closer to 'deer in headlights' now.

"It's the default encryption that's given with the-" router, except that's not what she's complaining about. He didn't speak that fast did he, he wasn't paying attention, shit- "Ah. I'll just-"

'Type it in'. But that means taking the laptop from her and her emotions have already gone back to a dead neutral and she's wearing that Look, that one that everyone gives when he's messed up so bad it's noticeable, and the very thought of going over there and taking it from her immediately veers into the option of 'completely unacceptable'.

Shit.

Uh.

Aradia gets to watch as a spell she's never even noticed breaks like it was never there in the first place, shattered in time with how quickly he turns around to rifle through the counter drawers for a pen and any type of writing surface and just blatantly ignoring the lasers she's burning through his skull. "Sorry. Wasn't thinking. I'll write it."

Edited (whoops typo) 2015-06-14 09:14 (UTC)

Well, that was unexpected.

She'd prepared for more dry sarcasm at best, another accidental landmine at worst. Instead Aradia's left watching in confusion as Will scours the cupboards for something to write with, waiting for the sharp turn the conversation had taken to sink in properly. All she'd asked was if the password was a pain on purpose.

The sheer panic she'd caught a glimpse of felt comically out of place, a dissonant streak in the picture she'd started piecing together about her mysterious maybe-friend since he'd offered her somewhere to stay. It's not unwelcome, per say, just unexpected and almost unreal.

Maybe that joke about impostors earlier wasn't as far off as she'd thought.

"If its a hassle, I could... try typing it again." Her voice sounds strange to her own ears, still lifeless from the dose of frustration but more hopeful then before. In a quiet, hesitant sort of way. "I wasn't prepared for you to recite it that fast."

Except that sounds like she's blaming him, that's not what she meant, and a heartbeat later her frustration turns inward because that was such a stupid way to phrase it. Why do words happen so much.

Edited (why does grammar happen so much.) 2015-06-17 05:30 (UTC)

"It's fine."

An automated response to the question she didn't ask, to the frustration that leaves faint waves of sienna orange in the world. Except it's just an automated response, so it only gives the illusion of being directed towards her feelings.

Except while writing it clicks that the answer given wasn't to the proper question. There's another freeze, a lag of frozen program kicking back into function, and the rest is written without a hesitation at all. There's no way to answer it, anyway. What would you even say? 'I memorized it.' 'It's like how people know their own credit card numbers.' 'It's only fast because it's automated.'

Except normal people don't do any of those things, so the proper answer would be 'sorry for being a monster'.

This entire thought process is deleted in the moment it takes to set the post-it on her new keyboard. Whatever glimpse Aradia caught was a falsehood and there are no problems here at all and any assumption otherwise are just illusions. Yes.

"There's no data cap." Knock yourself out, Ghost Girl. "Just don't crash the download speeds."

And there it is again, that odd stop-catch-restart that flits by in the span of a second, and she would've missed it completely if she hadn't already been staring. She has no time to pry into it, because ignoring the post-it note would be rude after all that hassle and she does want to set up her laptop properly, but it buzzes at the back of her thoughts regardless.

Something set off the sudden shutdown, clearly, but she can't tell what beyond the apology (which is ridiculous), or her screwing the password up to begin with (which is... less ridiculous). And if it's the latter, she's pretty much doomed to be tripping deadpan landmines forever.

But that can be worried over later, because internet. Glorious internet. The world is her oyster. "I wasn't planning on crashing anything. That'd be really counterproductive to actually being able to use it."

Plus, she'd feel bad about eating up his internet bill, even if she'd never admit it. Those get expensive.

If it makes her feel better, the narrative can guarantee it's not her fault at all. Unfortunately, the narrative cannot convey this to the characters involved. Alas, poor ghost girl, continue being concerned until the sweet melodies of wifi drag you down into a tumblr-filled eternal sleep.

But who cares, she has internet. Take your bribe and go frolic through the internet meadows. The smile she gets is a bit cracked, too many fangs not enough feelings, but she gets a shrug when he retreats back out of This Is How Normal People Have Conversations Range.

"I don't know. You could always just nuke it and hack the neighbor's router to spite me."

-- Did he just give her an idea? Shit. Let us put it on good faith that Ghost Girl won't be terrible unless he did something to deserve it.

The problem with good faith is that implies she isn't considering this new avenue of emotional torture. "There's an idea."

Because really. It'd work all too well - all the fun of destroying something, with twice the benefits as everything would be available to use. And it's tempting enough to entertain for a lengthy moment as she fiddles with her old email password (shut up, it's been two years), but ultimately the idea gets discarded with little fanfare. "Luckily, that'd take too much effort."

It'd also require admitting she can't hack all that well, but details. She could always possess the neighbour's router and reset it or something. That's how electronics work, right?

Aradia earns another stare again, unblinking and unmoving as stone, but unlike the first one it's simply. Blank. A middle ground between the listless apathy and the muffled panic, and if any descriptor could be given to it, it's probably somewhere around 'oh God in the heavens, please don't do that, please'.

It's too much effort. Good. The stare breaks away and he goes back for his coffee. Too many emotions today, it's unacceptable, it's weird, can they stop, "Let it be known that your mercy is appreciated by this one."

The wording is weird, but if she squints, there is just enough deadpan there to catch it as an actual joke and not the automated snaps she's encountered. At least he's able to lampshade the odd speech? It's kind of a positive, and at least she can be content knowing she's discovered Legitimate Emotions in there. Even if he's dumb.

"If you need anything else, say it." Bluntly worded, but honest with no spite behind it whatsoever. It's not dismissing if you're dismissing yourself after all. Logic.

It takes her a moment to catch the wording as a joke rather then another accidental moodflip, but when she does she can't help the grin. This totally counts as a victory, okay, she actually understood that one. This is the horror Mystery Dude has unleashed upon his life. There's no saving him now.

"I'll let you know if there's anything," because even if she feels awful for asking, it's still practical to acknowledge it. He has hands, she doesn't. All that means is she'll need to find a way to pay him back for it, someday, in favours or something else.

Even if he's a confusing pile of contradictions, he still went out of his way to help, and there's evidence of something buried under the apathy now. She needs to even that debt before she inevitably ditches the mortal coil.

Which reminds her-- "Oh. And... thank you."

Surprisingly, she has manners. Her habitual disregard for tact is a choice, not complete ignorance (usually) - it's there when it matters, and that's good enough for her.

There's not even a nod to acknowledge her acceptance. She got the message. That's all that matters. The purpose is fulfilled, and it's just like removing a folding chair when an event is over. It's the same weird quality that allows someone to disappear in a crowded room - as long as the person thinks of themselves as invisible, other humans will believe the same.

So when she continues, she can spot the other pause. A hand rests on an open page, back turned to face her, and the exact flatline it causes remains unseen. It was a decision he made on his own, thanks were never expected. Gratitude alone is beyond rare in frequency. And she's so very sincere about it.

The sensation it causes is far too strange, so it's left unworded. Aradia earns a faint nod in her direction. There's no eye contact. "You're welcome."

The intent was delivered, and that's good enough.

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How to Train Your Poltergeist [Closed to Aradia]

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ARE YOU, ARE YOU REALLY

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fine then I /guess/ you get an invitation to the funeral B|

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