melancolique: (retort)
melancolique ([personal profile] melancolique) wrote in [community profile] undergrounds2017-09-16 06:17 pm

Shop till you Drop. (Closed to Joss)

When Joss eventually opened his front door to Eponine, she had pushed impatiently past him to look for the t-shirts he had promised her.

"Where are they? You promised." She barks at him. Her own, tattier than ever thanks to Joss trying to murder her, needs replacing. She lets herself into his living room, and makes a beeline for the shopping bags by the sofa. She pulls out a few tops, but her jubilant smile quite quickly becomes a frown.

Eponine looks from one pink, frilly shirt to an overly baggy mustard number to a flowery, frilled t-shirt with little cap sleeves. The frown on her face turns into a scowl and she rounds on Joss, angry all of a sudden.

"You buy for a grandma? I am not wearing this rubbish. They're disgusting. For old women."
They do not go, at all, with Eponine's grunge look. "I am not wearing these. And you owe me a shirt for nearly killing me. You lose me a whole night of coin, a whole night of food, and for this? No, M'sieur. I do not accept. I shall have a proper shirt I might wear, if you please."

She's getting a decent outfit out of Joss even if it means dragging him to the shops herself.

"You owe me. You owe me proper clothes," she whines.
dredefulchilde: (thinking)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Anywhere you'd like that's less than fifteen minutes away," Joscelin sighs, looking at his watch. They're against the clock here, and it hasn't escaped his notice that Eponine looks even worse than she had yesterday. The sooner they get this over with, the better.
dredefulchilde: (looking up)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-16 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Here?"

Joscelin can run too, but his legs are much shorter than Eponine's. It takes him longer to get places. He's glad that she told him the address ahead of time because he lost her in the crowd a few times as she darted between people.

He looks unconvinced as they enter the store. It's as shabby and unkempt as Eponine herself is, so it's probably not a surprise that she'd be drawn to it. There's some designer resale here, but it's all decidedly too punk rock for his tastes.
dredefulchilde: (looking down)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-16 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Joscelin shrugs. "It's ugly," he says, not sparing Eponine's feelings any. "What about something like this?" He holds up a simple black dress off the sale rack. It's as inoffensive to his particular tastes as he can find in a store like this.
dredefulchilde: (tuxedo look)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll buy you a coat too," he points out. Of course he knows that it's getting colder. He's not stupid.

When Eponine holds up another dress he looks visibly confused. "How will that keep you any warmer than the other one? And why on earth would you want to wear your...undergarments on the outside?" Corsets are underwear, not outerwear. They belong to that shadowy realm of womenly items that make him uncomfortable.
dredefulchilde: (looking down)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"What the hell are you doing?" Joscelin grabs her and drags her behind a rack, where she won't attract so much attention. If he were capable of it he might be blushing, but instead all he feels is annoyance.

"Put your clothes back on. If you embarrass me again we will leave and you won't get anything. Understood?"
dredefulchilde: (look)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-16 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have you never heard of a fitting room?" Joscelin points to the sign over the curtained cubicle that says "fitting room."

"Just...pick two shirts and a jacket and we will leave."
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[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-09-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Joscelin pays cssh for everything, casually doling out fifty pound notes like they're nothing. He doesn't comment on the cost or what she's picked out; he's too exasperated with her at this point not to say anything imprudent.

When she offers him the cigarettes, he just pushes them away. "I quit sixty years ago, so no." Not like either of them has to worry about cancer.
dredefulchilde: (thinking)

[personal profile] dredefulchilde 2017-10-04 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
“Don’t mention it,” Joscelin replies crisply, wrinkling his nose in distaste as she blows smoke at him. Her breath stinks too. “Now, about the rest of our deal.”