undergrounds | [OPEN] A Very Serious Political Party

Doubling down on his giant fuck you to the witches and the vampires and anyone else who pisses him off, Party's done sitting on his tail with the politics around here. There's only one logical person he wants to see in charge right now and that's Yasmine Merad.

Party might be sloppy, but he's not stupid, and leading up to the election, he's keeping his bright hair and tattered clothes clean. He might even smell kind of nice as he makes the rounds handing out posters he's made up and making sure everyone knows that Yasmine has the best interests of the community at heart. He's focusing his activities around his pack and areas where he knows he'll find sympathetic voters, avoiding vampire- and witch-dense areas in favor of hitting up everyone else who can vote.

His flyers have a cleaned up version of his signature bright art style with sayings like "A vote for Yasmine Merad is a vote for us" and "Community first".

[ OOC: Even if someone's not in a group Party would target doesn't mean he wouldn't cram a poster in their face. Come at me! ]

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First Party looks around to make sure no one's listening, then he leans in real close to whisper. "Everyone else on the ballot's a vampire or a witch. We need someone who'll actually give a shit 'bout people 'sides themselves."

As much as Party can like a person who's trying to get power, he likes Yasmine. She seems like she's at least trying. Anything that might give the witches more leverage will be very bad for all of them.

Ghoul casts an awful, half-disgusted look down at the flyer in his hands after hearing the whisper. He honestly hasn't paid much attention to the scandal or the campaigning so he can't even name who else is on the ballot, but the other choices being only witches and vampires doesn't instill confidence in him. Maybe the others are okay people. He doesn't want to risk it, though.

Yasmine is, indeed, the only sensible choice, even if her only qualification is being a shapeshifter. Still... "Ugh." Ghoul hates playing political games by the books, and voting is as political as things can possibly get. He drops the arm holding the flyer, as well as his head, letting his forehead briefly thump against Party's shoulder. God damnit.

"Whatever." Voting is so not-hardcore. He looks a little sulky when he picks his head back up and holds out his empty hand. "Gimme some fuckin' posters." Guess he can stick a few around.

"That's the spirit!" Party grins, tilting his head towards Ghoul, even as he straightens up and pulls away. "Gotta do what we gotta do so we can keep doin' what we wanna do, right?"

Which is a roundabout way of saying that they need to stop the witches from getting any more power if they want to feel safe even existing here. Their pack isn't safe and neither are plenty of other people. It's starting to seem like only the witches and the vampires are really safe.

He crams a bunch of his posters into Ghoul's hands. "Gotta get everyone we can to see what's goin' on here."

Look at all that enthusiasm.

It's horrible.

Ghoul's nose scrunches up and he mutters, "Shut up. Fuckin' over-excited Disney princess," even though Party makes a very good point. He does enjoy doing whatever he wants to do, whenever he wants to do it. And if singing the praises of Yasmine is the way to keep on keeping on, then so be it.

Sucks how they have to constantly fight tooth and nail just to maintain the status quo, though. Who would have thought that being a werewolf would be such a pain in the ass. "I shoulda got bit by a witch. Damn, man."

Party bats his eyes at Ghoul. It's not like he's never worn a tiara. He's a damn pretty princess with a soft face and a radiant smile and he will sucker punch anyone who says otherwise, especially Ghoul.

"Nah, that'll just get you an infection, motherfucker." Then he leans in to give Ghoul a wet smack of a kiss on his cheek. "You help me fight the good fight, I'll get you a pizza later."

He won't hear any argument there. Between the both of them, Party would certainly make a better princess.

Though Ghoul's not sure if a good princess is quite so blatantly manipulative. Party's offer is a god damn trap and he knows it, but it doesn't prevent him from perking up at the promise of food. He's intrigued enough that he forgets to wipe the remains of that sloppy kiss off his cheek, instead giving Party a stern look while shuffling the papers in his hands in to a slightly-less-chaotic mess. "No mushrooms."

"Gross. Meat only." His grin is just a little too wolf-like to not be practiced. "I feed you right."

He nods at a passerby who seems to approve of his posters and then his attention is back on Ghoul. "You're a growing boy, after all."

It just wouldn't be Party if he wasn't antagonizing his closest friends.

Ghoul thinks he can hit pretty hard, but Party can be the judge.

He's minding his own well-behaved business, nodding in acceptance of this very fair compromise. And then Party opens up his big mouth. Ghoul looks up with a brief thousand-yard stare, then glances around for any witnesses.

Right before growling and nailing Party with a punch. Not in the face, at least- he needs his face unbroken in order to work his campaign magic. But he doesn't really need his torso, does he? "Fuckin' rude! That ain't no way to treat a voter."

Party's foot slides back as he takes the brunt of the force head-on. "Oof! Touchy touchy."

With a grin, he shoves at Ghoul, not so hard that he's trying to knock him over, but not particularly soft, either. "Go be helpful over there. You can get touchy later."

He winks and quickly turns to catch the attention of an older women with his flyers.

He sways slightly from the shove, right as he also lets out a bitchy little hiss of air. "If you're lucky."

For as prickly and dismissive as he tends to be with Party, Ghoul sure does take a lot of direction from him. He wanders off in the same-ish general area as ordered, not bothering to put up much of a fuss. Which is dangerously close to some sort of silent compliment.

[OPEN] A Very Serious Political Party

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