"We just happen to be friends." That's a lie. Samantha thinks Lydia's a bit of a twit. Lydia thinks that Samantha's a bit of a bitch. But Lydia smiles convincingly. "She was talking to me about covens. I think she wanted me to join hers, which is such an honour… but…" She she shrugs. "I told her I'd rather stay with my friend, Nancy."

She giggles playfully. "But this is boring! Someone as important as you isn't interested in my silly little coven, are you?"