Haha. Hahahah. Bless her heart. The vampires aren't even the worst part.

"Dunno, I'm from the other side of the country." The honest-to-god other side of the country. LA is about as far from DC as you can get, and most of the vampires he'd met there weren't so bad. Some of them aren't that bad here either in his opinion, but that's not information he cares to supply. She can form her own opinions on them in time.

"Since we got them covered, I guess next is the witches. We're kinda teamed up with Daybreak right now. You've heard of Samantha, right?"