"You never know, they might think it's cute. Like that penguin that goes shopping for fish." Yes that was an actual thing. "They put a little backpack on 'im and some money. The storekeepers all recognize him, so they the money and put a fish in his bag for him to take back." Actually...
"If you had one of them backpacks for dogs, no one would think you were a stray."
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"If you had one of them backpacks for dogs, no one would think you were a stray."