Maybe he'll get lucky today. Allison wouldn't mind doing a little damage to this walking creepypasta thing happening to them this evening.

The thing is, how does one defend themselves against something that isn't exactly living but isn't exactly dead? Animated wax figures isn't something that the Argent code covers, you know. But then again, she's meant to become the leader of their hunter faction so she can probably set some new ground rules as she goes on.

"I can't believe I'm going to try to stab Shakespeare," she says out loud when she pushes the door open with her elbow, just as the wax figure makes a swing at her, which she promptly ducks, using the force of the door to knock it ( him? ) backwards.