Okay, that doesn't sound like a security guard anymore. Maybe it's like, a really fucked up Roomba on the move. God, he doesn't know. It doesn't sound like anything he's heard before, though, and he doesn't exactly trust it.

He doesn't want to lure whatever it is closer, so he chooses not to bang on the door again. He has no choice but to push it open- but only an inch or two. Only enough for his voice to carry through, which is at a harsh whisper when he says, "Guys, for real, what the fuck?" Are they even still in there? Maybe they got lost, because evidently this bathroom is a gigantic maze that is impossible to navigate quickly. "Do you hear that shit?"

His hearing is a little better than average, sure, but come on...