"...It's not a sex thing, is it? The rumors. Because the real thing is. Definitely not. Don't believe everything ya read on the internet! And there ain't any bouncy castles, either!" Heiji was being weirdly specific about this, but he was absolutely 100% telling the truth.

Stupid internet rumors, stop slandering his really distant relatives and therefore by some extension himself. And Stiles, stop waggling your eyebrows stop it at ONCE.