"Excuse the fuck outta me." It's extremely difficult to sound offended when everything Cooper's saying is so fucking cool.

At the very least, he tries not to grin. He really tries. "Never heard of it, but I ain't surprised. It's further than I've been." Pause. "Well- not now, I guess." Point is, he doesn't travel much. Never has and probably never will again after this trip, which makes the concept of having unlimited time to go anywhere and everywhere pretty amazing. "That's badass though. How old are you?"

Are vampires sensitive about their ages? Hopefully not.