"I got one when gettin' your Christmas present," he says, conversationally. "Bloke was rubbish at his job." The grin returns brightly to his face as he laughs, remembering how he had easily hidden the watch and they couldn't find it. Oh, shop security, they had met their match when the Artful Dodger went shopping.

"C'n I get some nog? NOG FOR ALL!" Because he had to make a scene. It was just who he was.