"A 'stile' is a passageway; it isn't a person." Disregarding Juila Stiles. And even then it's not a first name.

"But fine, take on whatever inanimate object you want because you're ashamed of your overly cumbersome name. It isn't my issue." How dare you disrespect grand traditions.

"And don't act like you have any idea how to peg me at all when you know so little about me." Well he's oblivious too so we're good. "Why are you here?"