"It's candy! It tastes like sugar, but it's a very important fall staple in the American household. You've lived a deprived life until this very moment. Bask in its simplicity and the glory of its Halloween coloring." He reaches over to take a couple out of the bag and pops them in his mouth, chewing idly away. Objectively, candy corns are kind of a strange candy and suits the American palette more than the British probably, but he'll be damned if he doesn't try to get all his friends hooked on the stuff.