"Wait a sec. They got involved in porn?" Cooper paused to digest that for a moment before he threw his head back and began laughing. He'd find it amusing even if sober, so he was practically dying of laughter, drunk as he was.

When he finally stopped, there were tears of mirth in his eyes. He wiped them away. "Y'know, that's either the smartest or dumbest decision I've ever heard. It's just so very American." He wondered what would happen if he approached Harris with the same idea. It might be worth it just to watch the older vampire burst a blood vessel.