"No." She says it quickly, because there are things you don't ask vampires. One of them is how old they actually are. The other is if they've killed people, and if so, how many. She doesn't doubt that both Cooper and Cesare have killed in the past. She doesn't doubt that they'll both do it again. Not with the way politics have been playing out in their city.

He may be joking, but Nancy gives him a look. "We've already had our lazy mornings and picnics in the park." Seriously, one of their first dates was a sunlit picnic. Helped, when she'd given him his daylight ring. Watching him soak up the sun for the first time in over two hundred years had been awing. Another reason why she loved him.

"Besides, I don't know any nice human boys." Where the hell did you meet them? She knew two humans right now- Kyle, but he wasn't someone she could date, and Arthur. And she would totally date Arthur. "And even if I did, what are the chances of them understanding any of this?" She gestures.

Not to mention, human boys her own age were the worst.