What. Why. The security guard fell backwards and threw out an arm towards to the bar to try and steady himself. He knocked over an abandoned drink, sending the contents spilling out across the counter. And across the end of a cigarette some slob had left unstubbed.

The surface of the bar burst into flames. Now the bar patrons, who before had simply contented themselves with mildly horrified drunken rubbernecking, were beginning to panic. Hopefully the bar owner hadn't been too cheap to make sure his sprinklers were working properly, because that wallpaper looked pretty flammable...