"Oh! Oh my goodness!" Nancy's got both of her hands covering her mouth as she dissolves into unfortunate giggles. She even kicks her feet a little for extra effect. She's not mad, in fact, the entire thing is completely ridiculous, and just imagining it was giving her a glorious mental image.

"I cannot believe that- good lord, I'm so sorry! Oh, he's so sensitive about that-" she can ignore the fact that she's dating someone in a teenager's body. She knows his real age. More or less. It was rude to ask exactly how old someone was, okay? All she knew was he was old and bitter. "I cannot believe he compelled you to cut your hair!" He's Creative.

"So, what's this, then?" she asked after a moment, gesturing at his current hair. "Clever glamour?"