"'M not stupid." Which is perhaps not the most helpful response he could've had, but he's not really a helpful sort of person, even when he's sober.

"I wouldn't get all up in your face if I found you walkin' around our area minding your own business." He's about 85 percent sure that he's telling the truth about that, but if he's honest it would really depend on his mood. He's started fights over less if the mood took him.