Thomas's eyes went wide with far more shock and offense than when Cooper suggested that he should have him stand in traffic. Even more, in fact, than if he'd gone through with that plan.

"You bastard!"

Clearly, Cooper knew how to hit someone where it would hurt. Not that he could do anything about it. Thomas already felt his legs moving, so he snatched up his bag. Sure, he wasn't going to have a chance to make use of his conditioner now, but his hair would grow back one day. And when it did...he'd be ready.