Cooper slammed his purchase down hard enough to make the girl behind the counter jump. Usually, Thomas' words would have made him throw a shit fit that made him resemble an angry Donald Duck. Instead, he was smiling. There was something toothy about that smile, rather like the way a shark had a grin on its face before attacking a seal.

"Y'know, I'd watch my mouth if I were you. 'Cause you never know when you might run into a maniac willing to drag your ass out to the parking lot and run over that pretty face of yours a couple of times with their motorcycle." Cooper probably wouldn't really do that...probably being key word there.