Cooper sighed loudly in an over the top tone as Thomas failed to take a hint. "Y'know, times used t'be men only bathed once a week and were grateful for a bar of soap. Now, they lather themselves up like a bunch of little ponces."

Before, he had just been annoyed. Now, he was actively trying to bait the man. Nobody had ever accused Cooper of having a level head. Getting into an argument while waiting in line was standard course for the old vampire.