What do I care if you move on or not? [ he scoffs, propping the cell phone up to his ear with a shoulder so he can free both hands. ] So long as you’re not going around killing innocent people, it’s no big deal.

[ Backpack thumping to the floor, he crouches to rummage through it. When he finds what he’s looking for (there is a lot of miscellaneous shit in there), he brightens considerably. You’re in luck, Aradia. This kid brought an actual Ouija board—from the London equivalent of ToysRUs. It still even has the price tag on it. ]

I’ve always wanted to use one of these things… Wanna help me break it in?

[ No teenager should sound this excited. ]