Wow, somehow this joy ride has gotten even better. And by better, Stiles means to say, I'm gonna drive this thing off a pier with you on it. Ass killing him from sitting on the tapered point of the seat, he steadfastly ignores the advice about UK English slang. Who the hell cares what they're called here so long as the other guy knows what he's talking about!? In any case, Stiles has reached the stage where he really needs to focus on pumping his legs.

Which is when the offer comes. If it were Scott, he'd accept in a heartbeat. As it is, he simply bristles defensively in response.

"Dude, you seriously need to readjust your definition of what's appropriate."

There's no doubt that, even seated behind Stiles, Sasuke would be able to push the bike along faster.

"Anyway, shut up. Just sit back and enjoy the scenery or something."