The offer has Stiles halting in his tracks, a pained look on his face now. He makes the obvious jump in logic to assume that he must have really sucked at the kiss if Heiji thinks he needs lessons. Wow, just push him off a cliff. His life is over.

"Teach me how?" he croaks, wishing the earth would open up and swallow him whole. Maybe grind him up so he's all bones, and then Derek's pack can gnaw on them during a full moon.