"Yes. One of many defenses, actually." There's really no point in denying it; he's both a dream and relationship crusher and he's very effective.

He could argue that his life is the one that's been turned into a joke by the introduction of Stiles instead but it seems like a futile battle that'll end in both of them having to recount too many insane coincidences that have had them meeting up until now. It's nauseating, really, and not just because he had too much hummus last night.

This is the interesting life that you're ruining, Stiles, this is it.

"I said you would be a little bitch but I'm not surprised you heard it wrong. You have trouble with focus, huh?"