"Has anyone ever told you you're a drama queen before?" There's a playful lilt to her voice that doesn't hide the fact that she's 100% serious.

"You're on a self-destruct course, and that's if you don't tank your friendship by harbouring all these feelings and trying to ward away anyone he sleeps with first." Because don't think she hasn't noticed those looks, Faolan. "He's an understanding guy."

So just talk about your dumb feelings, holy shit. Mortals.