[a ninja may never be drunk, but a baby lawyer-in-training who has been so good about not getting drunk at all is definitely #whitegirlwasted on this fair st. patrick's day. but even drunk as he is, he definitely still remembers the totally fine blind guy he ran into the other day (whoops) who is now offering to buy him a drink.]
3b
Huh? I mean, I'm not going to turn down a drink.