Wow, Sasuke, what a wonderful host you were. Heiji totally felt welcome here, you plebe. Heiji was interested in the birdcage, but first thing was first. He put the bag on the living room table and then looked critically at Sasuke. He looked terrible, probably because his shirt had blood on it. Well. That was one factor.

"So you've got a rice cooker, right? How about a frying pan?" Don't make this difficult for him, Uchiha.