"First I'm cheap, now I'm generous?" Watch out buddy or he was going to flick you in the forehead or some shit. "If you got a job, can't you just ask for a few days off? And if it's about your bird, you could just get someone to birdsit for ya."

Weirdo.

"Anyhow, you should go back sooner or later instead of spending a bunch of time brooding about whether you'll feel at home. That way you'll know for sure." Yeah, Sasuke. Stop being a chicken!!