Kyle smiles, shaking his head as he rises to stand once more. "Uh, no. I don't care if you're a certified ninja, those things are fast, poisonous, and have claws to kill. Literally designed to kill you. And I heard they're fast. Or is that hippopotamuses? Hippopotami? Whatever. Point is, it would kill you. Which is why it stays behind the glass and we stay safely out here where it's comfortable and artificially warm."
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