"There are multiple towers," Simon pointed out with a wry smile. "You've just got an America-centric view of what a tower ought to be. If it doesn't say TRUMP on it in bright gold letters, it must not be a tower at all."

Simon grabbed for the bottle, but Matt took it before he had the chance. So he pointed to his empty glass and hoped his flatmate took the hint. "Maybe on the second meeting, if he really is who he says he is. I'd like the first one to be a bit more family oriented. No offense meant."