"No. If I want to take advantage of the classes they offer here then I'll do that at my own leisure. I wouldn't limit my freedom with full-time enrollment." Or seem in any way like he's pledging his allegiance to a place that's seeing fit to extend an already monopolizing influence even further. Anarchy in the UK forever.

"And you're definitely not a teacher. You're human, right?" Not to imply that the two are mutually exclusive. Sorry, educational faculty.