"I'll start with getting my necklace back. I don't even need the title that goes along with it--'Earl of Such-and-Such.' What fussy nonsense." Despite his pretensions of aloofness, Joscelin missed the title as well. Joscelin Fitzthomas, Earl of Clerkenwell. The Little Napoleon. Le Petite Meurtrier.

How nostalgic.

"Well, you can assure Her Most Dignified Muchness that I'll be a good little boy and mind my Ps and Qs."