That earned Matt an eye roll. The one girl he ever brought home never needed mistletoe as an excuse; that was the point of the whole friends with benefits thing he and Skip had going. Sure, he would very much like it to turn into something more than casual sex and the occasional coffee date, but that didn't seem to be in the cards and Simon doubted very much that a little mistletoe would change that.

"Neither of us are bringing dates home with any regularity as it is. I doubt the mistletoe is going to do much to improve our odds."

He was way too worn out for this.

Simon suppressed a yawn, finding it hard to stay annoyed when he was this tired.

"You'd had better not put any in my bedroom."