Faolan shakes his head, making something of a face in response to the teasing. Yes, he knows what white coffee is, thank you very much. Just because he doesn't have a machine himself doesn't mean that he lives under a rock. Don't you understand how much of his time is spent in coffee shops? He does branch out and try all the different options available, even if his regular favorite order is rather traditional (and possibly fairly boring).

"Impress me with your coffee-making talents when I'm more capable of appreciating them, but for now, just black is fine," he says, dryly. "If it's good quality coffee, more the better."