Simon gave his friend a very exasperated look. "I don't know about you Americans, but on this side of the Atlantic that's not something you do in polite society. Or any society." Not to mention the fact that he and Matt shared a bathroom. Simon had the grave misfortune of smelling Matt's ass every day.
Desperate to change the subject, he turned to Sirius, noticing which shop he'd paused in front of. "Buying a phone?"
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Simon gave his friend a very exasperated look. "I don't know about you Americans, but on this side of the Atlantic that's not something you do in polite society. Or any society." Not to mention the fact that he and Matt shared a bathroom. Simon had the grave misfortune of smelling Matt's ass every day.
Desperate to change the subject, he turned to Sirius, noticing which shop he'd paused in front of. "Buying a phone?"