"I have every intention of sharing!" She gasped with just as much mock surprise.

"No, there's no magic in chocolate." She knew this for a fact. "It's that it releases the same chemicals as falling in love. Cheers you up, endorphins, all that. But don't take my word for it, I've never been to school a day in my life." Helped, when, as far as the British government was concerned, she didn't exist.

She scratches Lily's chin. "No, sweetheart. This isn't for dogs. It'll make you sick. Maybe I'll bring you some treats, drop 'em off the station. You'd like that, wouldn't you?"