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Kenzi ([personal profile] kleptofaeniac) wrote in [community profile] undergrounds 2015-08-18 04:16 am (UTC)

Kenzi listens attentively, which is rare for her in any case that doesn't involve conning folks.

"So it's just a basic read?"

Kenzi thinks she has this figured out. She can read people a mile away and make off with their life savings too. This should be easy and she wiggles where she sits, eyes scanning the beach for a mark.

She sees a man swimming towards the shore from around the cove and decides that's her man.

"Okay. Um... speedo!"

She calls out, and as the man comes out of the water he reveals...board shorts. Kenzi clicks her tongue in disappointment.

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