"What? No way!" The honor of Osaka was being impugned (sort of). "Listen, the Kansai area ain't like how it is back east. We've got history, they got a big electric bill and a bunch of crowding. It's no contest! Plus we got Obon and Tenjin Matsuri -- "

Clearly he felt strongly about this if he was lapsing into Japanese. What was he even talking about at this point.

"I always take folks to Osaka Castle, and Osaka Tower's always nice on a sunny day. Oh, we've got Fushimi Inari Shrine. It's got a ton of these big red torii gates that tourists always like. Shitennoji Temple's pretty popular, too, and then there's Soribashi Bridge... It's tough to pick any one I like best, though!"