Arthur will find himself scanning the assigned summer reading titles of Stiles' senior year of high school. So basically, the most common of school board approved classics. No wonder the store clerk wasn't offering much for the stack. It probably doesn't help that Native Son has just about every single line highlighted in neon pink.

"Holy crap, dude! I wasn't trying to steal anything!" says the teen who had been trying to steal something. "How dare you accuse me of...of such wrongdoing. I'll have you know I've got a lawyer friend who won't stand for this kind of slander against my name."

Apollo will probably laugh. Or hit him for trying to steal.