"'Course I got my own place, I don't wanna look like I live on the str -- oh. Um, hi!" Maybe he should've just pretended he hadn't seen Snake, only probably Snake had already recognized his voice.

"We're just... it's not what it... this is Maera. We're friends! But she's drunk. So I'm tryin' to get her back to my place. As a friend."

Smooth.