Heiji laughed. "Nah, I do it for fun! You never know when a bit of trivia's gonna come in handy. Like check this, right? Toxoplasmosis gondii infections have also been linked to an increased risk for car accidents. 2.65 times more likely than people without it. They think it might be due to interference with normal reaction time, plus increased risk-taking behavior."

Yeah, sure, that was totally useful to know if you were on a quiz show or something.

"But I like 'em, anyway. I mean, except for that one, maybe. Dogs, though -- we just don't get along too well."